This site is called, “The Fun In Me.” It’s my attempt at being funny. I’m not sure I’ll be funny. I don’t spend a lot of time laughing. I’m pretty calm under pressure and I’m pretty boring. I’m stoic. I’m really not silly. I’m just a very boring person. I’m a boring person with no life. My life is work, sleep, eating, and then doing boring stuff. I watch YouTube videos and Let’s Plays. I sometimes binge watch shows on Netflix. I obsessively play Worms Armageddon for the N64. I’ll even read a book every now and then. I stare at paint sometimes – I guess you could call that meditation. I have a Tibetan singing bowl and think that it actually plays some pretty nice tunes. I cook really boring food and my attempts at gourmet usually end up burnt on the stove, or in the oven. (I forget to set the timer sometimes.)
I’m not very political anymore. Politics killed my soul. I’m pretty sure my soul, after this last election, was left in a grave site not far from here for a few months. It took awhile for me to revive it with some magical spell called, “I no longer give a fuck!” That worked pretty good and woke me right up. I was in a pretty sorry state. It’s pretty gloomy and so I stopped watching the news, despite my newfound powers of reviving dead souls. I don’t want to use up a good thing.
I don’t really know why I started this site. It might even cost some money. I hope I didn’t spend too much on it. You might hope you didn’t waste your time reading this far. I’m starting to question how I wrote this far about absolutely nothing.
Anyhoo, I want to write short articles on what you might want to know about life that would maybe give you a laugh. Would you like me to write on dogs, or cats, or maybe even rats or lizards? Do you prefer I write Top 10 lists of funny things? Please let me know what you think is funny. I will try to write according to what you would like me to write about as long as it’s something that doesn’t kill my soul. I’m not sure how many lives I have left.
Thank you and Arrivederci!